Things that are real:

My name is David. I run OutWord.

Don’t let the image fool you, I only wear a suit if there is an open bar. Even then…

Everything I do here is to pay the mortgage and keep my wife happy.

I spent years in advertising learning how to do it all the wrong way. Now, I use OutWord to change the way people think about, create, and use stories to sell, promote, and inspire audiences.

There are no “quick tricks” here.

I will not help you “optimize your amazon product page.” I avoid the site at all costs, even if it is at a great cost.

If I take you on as a client, understand that fulfilling your invoice means funding causes that support Black Lives Matter, protecting Women’s Rights, promoting bike infrastructure, and helping make sure everyone has a place to rest and something to eat.

Never been sorry about any of this. Never will be.

You’re welcome here.